fantasy unionist

mostly inactive blog

freenarnian:

freenarnian:

You know what would make a GREAT plot twist? Fidelity.

And yes I mean in the context of romantic relationships, but not only in the context of romantic relationships. Or did AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER mean nothing to you?

i had this thought last week and now i cannot get it out of my head: anytime a union shows up to another union’s picket, Rohan is answering

(via athousandwords)

spicebowl:

johnathan: gonna sleep where the milfs used to hang back in the old day 😌

johnathan, one nap later: The Milfs Are Devouring Me

kaiserin-erzsebet:

It’s fascinating to me that the internet has revived both the old timey radio play in the form of podcasts and Victorian serialized books in the form of emails.

We really do crave serialization, don’t we?

killerchrysanthemum:

jonathan harker about to become a human caprisun for hot vampire girls:

image

pyrolatrya:

princessprouvaire:

spring is apparently gonna take ages to come this year. but I’m glad that Persephone is getting laid for a bit longer.

#‘no mom I’m not coming home yet. idk maybe april or something. me and hades just started Breaking Bad.’

(via walks-and-talks-kind-of-girl)

lukas-langs:

leggyboyjohnson:

transmedicalismkills:

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

great news! Language is now banned

(via guy)

pasteurellapestis:

archie andrews season 1: music or football?


archie andrews season 2: fbi or mafia?

Imagine if High School Musical 2 had gone this direction

behindthebook:

Reblog if you don’t support Betty (aka a fifteen year old) becoming a webcam model to escape her darkness influenced by her brother because she has nobody else she can talk to anymore and she thinks this might help her

my poor baby needs help. a therapist.

I’m torn about this bc

1) Yes clearly Betty is not okay

1.5) And it is sad that she feels she has no other outlet

2) but she’s not 15, they seem to be juniors and she can drive so she’s 16 or 17, that’s age of consent depending on state

3) it kinda sounds like this is predicated on the assumption that sex work is bad or shameful

4) it also kinda frames Chick as a predator (stereotype of gay men) or pimp (he’s just not)

It sucks if sex work is anyone’s only option, but being forced into any job is shitty.

When Betty asks why Chick webcams, he says partially for money and partially it’s an escape that he likes. Even after he’s in a safer environment (no abusive landlord, parents providing for him so he doesn’t immediately need income), he still wants to do it. So yes, both of them would benefit from mental healthcare, but you’re falling down the Hal trap if you’re upset about it just as a concept. Chick chooses to, because he gets personal satisfaction from it—need for sense of control, desire to disassociate from yourself, etc. are certainly symptoms of underlying problems, but it seems like now that Chick is no longer forced to work when he doesn’t want to, it’s a relatively okay situation.

She also asked him to show her how he does it—it wasn’t his idea for her to do it. We never see her pressure her, only give her safety recommendations

targuzzler:

sometimes i remember how frog and toad from frog and toad are friends are gay and how the author wrote it as a first step to accepting himself and it genuinely makes me feel so good in my heart

(via ciceronian)

chrisman1024:
“ malcolmcooks:
“ sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:
“ moghedien:
“ theocseason4:
“ theocseason4:
“amazing, truly
”
me
”
Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s...

chrisman1024:

malcolmcooks:

sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

moghedien:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

amazing, truly

image

me

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

i’m mark hamill

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

(via musicalmerlinian)